Crane Tech Profiles

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Certified in crane whispering, hydraulic systems, and wiring improvisation. Known for rapid rig setups, on-the-spot repairs with zip ties and duct tape, and fluency in Crane-ese. 12 years of field experience including stunt builds, derby pit crews, and winner of the Golden Grease Gun Award.

Bench presses counterweights for warmups and claims his torque wrench fears him. Diagnosed a faulty hoist mid-rep during curls and once replaced a hydraulic line using only protein powder and willpower. Constantly compares PSI to his personal squat record. Specializes in heavy lifts, flex selfies with cranes, and unsolicited gym advice on the job site.

Wears a cape made of rigging straps and claims it boosts crane performance. Known for diagnosing boom issues mid-air with dirty safety glasses he calls "X-ray goggles." Patented the Boomarang™ wrench and swears he once stopped a runaway jib with his bare hands. Specializes in heroic last-minute fixes, dramatic exits, and flexing on outriggers during lunch.