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Captain Crane
Chief Lift Defender
Wears a cape made of rigging straps and claims it boosts crane performance. Known for diagnosing boom issues mid-air with dirty safety glasses he calls "X-ray goggles." Patented the Boomarang™ wrench and swears he once stopped a runaway jib with his bare hands. Specializes in heroic last-minute fixes, dramatic exits, and flexing on outriggers during lunch.

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